112 :08×01 - Good Times With Weapons (Mar/17/2004) show
The boys buy ninja weapons, and when they won’t allow Butters to play with them, he re-emerges as his alter-ego, Professor Chaos. Of course, an anime-style battle ensues, and soon Butters gets a ninja star in the eye. The boys must figure out how to remove it without getting in even more trouble.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
113 :08×02 - Up the Down Steroid (Mar/24/2004)
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Jimmy and Timmy are preparing to participate in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy thinks maybe his training isn’t enough. While Jimmy tries steroids to improve his performance, Cartman pretends to be mentally challenged in order to compete and win a cash prize. Kyle and Timmy both try to stop their friends from cheating, but neither has any success.
114 :08×03 - The Passion of the Jew (Mar/31/2004)
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Each of the boys sees the film, The Passion of the Christ, and each reacts to it differently. Cartman wants to punish the Jews for their role in Christ’s death, Kyle questions his faith in Judaism, and Stan and Kenny visit Mel Gibson in Malibu to get their money back.
115 :08×04 - You Got F*cked in the Ass (Apr/07/2004)
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A group of kids from out of town challenges the boys to a dance contest. Stan is the only one who will accept the challenge, and he sets out to find four more dancers to help him win back his honor. He wants Butters to join his dance group, but Butters has been hiding a dark secret about his dancing days.
Guest Stars: Yao as Unknown, Nico Agnone as Filmore Anderson, Jessie Thomas as Unknown
116 :08×05 - AWESOM-O (Apr/14/2004)
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Cartman disguises himself as a robot to fool Butters into revealing embarrassing secrets, but he discovers that Butters also has some embarrassing information about him. Cartman’s disguise is good enough to fool several movie producers and the military, and they all want to use him for personal or political gain.
117 :08×06 - The Jeffersons (Apr/21/2004)
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Mr. Jefferson and his son, Blanket, move into South Park. When Blanket invites the boys into his home to play, they are happy to enjoy all the toys, but Kyle feels sorry for Blanket. Since Mr. Jefferson is a rich black man, the police want to frame him for a horrible crime, while ignoring the fact that he may actually be committing other ones.
Guest Stars: Dante Alexander as Unknown, Eric Stough as Unknown
118 :08×07 - Goobacks (Apr/28/2004)
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Immigrants from the future time-travel to the present looking for work. When the boys lose their snow shoveling operation, and hundreds of other people begin losing their jobs due to these “Goobacks,” they look for ways to stop the influx of immigrants. The redneck men of South Park discover an especially creative solution to the problem.
119 :08×08 - Douche and Turd (Oct/27/2004)
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PETA protests the fact that South Park Elementary has a cow for its mascot, so they school must choose a new one. Kyle thinks the new mascot should be a “Giant Douche,” while Cartman feels it should be a “Turd Sandwich.” When Stan doesn’t want to vote, Puff Daddy tries to help Stan see the light, but not in a friendly way.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Howell as Bebe
120 :08×09 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (Nov/03/2004)
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A new Wall-Mart store is built in South Park, and everyone is excited about the great bargains. Stan notices that the local small businesses are suffering, but the townspeople are too bargain-obsessed to care. The boys try to find the store’s weakness and shut it down.
121 :08×10 - Pre-School (Nov/10/2004)
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The boys find out that a former classmate, Trent Boyett, is being released from juvenile detention where he was serving time for arson. No one knows that the boys had something to do with the fire, and Trent wants his revenge. When he comes looking for them, they decide they need some protection.
Guest Stars: Nicole Jefferson as Unknown, Halen Isbell as Unknown, Skyler James as Unknown, Elán Garfias as Unknown, Rochelle Leffler (1) as Unknown, Dakota Sky as Unknown, Dante Alexander as Unknown
122 :08×11 - Quest for Ratings (Nov/17/2004)
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The boys (along with Butters and Token) start a school news show but it does poorly in the ratings. The students prefer Craig’s show, which features close up shots of animals. Though the boys try to improve their show with gossip and gimmicks, they find better luck by taking a little cough syrup.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams, John ‘Nancy’ Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave, Jennifer Howell as Bebe
123 :08×12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (Dec/01/2004)
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Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton’s influence causes all the girls in town to act like whores, and only Wendy doesn’t like it.
Guest Stars: Paula Holmberg as Unknown, Jessie Thomas as Paris Hilton, Jennifer Howell as Bebe, John ‘Nancy’ Hansen (1) as Mr. Slave
124 :08×13 - Cartman’s Incredible Gift (Dec/08/2004)
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Cartman suffers a head injury after trying to fly from his roof. While he is in the hospital, the police think that Cartman’s trauma might have made him psychic, and they want him to help them catch a serial killer. Despite Cartman’s bad suggestions, the detectives believe his gift is real. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to prove that Cartman’s psychic powers are fake.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams
125 :08×14 - Woodland Critter Christmas (Dec/15/2004)
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It’s nearly Christmas, and Stan stumbles upon several little woodland critters in the forest. They want him to build a manger so a porcupine can give birth to their Savior, but he soon discovers that they actually worship Satan. Stan needs to stop the animal Antichrist from being born, and also stop Kyle from being its human host.
Guest Stars: Adrien Beard as Token Williams/Squirrely Squirrel, Dante Alexander as Beary Bear, Spencer Lacey Ganus as Unknown, Dakota Sky as Unknown
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written by chowder
\\ tags: Season 08, South Park
